Thank You for Your Patience

I am currently working off-site in the small mountain hamlet commonly known as "China," and due to technical difficulties have been attempting to dial up onto the Internet using a hollowed out yak skull, a pipe cleaner and two cans of silly string.

I have just contacted tech support and hope to have this ironed out soon.

In the meantime, feel free to leaf through one of the magazines, or give some attention to that dog -- he is lonely.

The Management