January 21, 2008

I Hope I See None of These Lawrence Tynes-Related Headlines on Monday

"Good Tynes"

"Great Tynes"

"The Best of Tynes"

"Let the Good Tynes Roll"

"The Tynes, They Are a-Changin'"

"Crunch Tynes"

"New York Tynes"

"Right on Tynes"

"Just in Tynes"

"In the Nick of Tynes"

I'm going to be sick.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot
"Third Tynes the charm"

3:55 AM, January 21, 2008  
Anonymous Aimee Berg said...

"Tynes is on My Side"

"All in Due Tynes"

"Tynes Heals All Wounds"

"Tynes is the President of Hittin' That Ass"

8:12 AM, January 21, 2008  
Blogger The OCC said...

True on all fronts. For the record, the NY Post online edition went with "About Tynes". Clearly not as good as some of the other options that have been presented here.

11:27 AM, January 21, 2008  
Blogger Jesse said...

I have been laughing at this post for nearly zeventy five hours

7:20 PM, January 22, 2008  
Anonymous John said...

I prefer "It was the worst of Tynes, it was the best of Tynes"

7:44 PM, January 22, 2008  
Blogger The OCC said...

I pondered writing that whole headline out, John, but decided "The Best of Tynes" got the job done. I still think "Third Tynes the Charm" might be the best, which makes me kind of angry I didn't think of it.

10:27 PM, January 22, 2008  

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