Do My (Red) Eyes Deceive Me? (Part II)

More fallout from the delirious overnight flight from Salt Lake City on which I spotted former NBA point guard Jay Williams and (most likely incorrectly) speculated that he might be coming to NY to work out for the Knicks:

I just had a recollection that during the cab ride home from the airport, I heard a radio report saying that Mary J. Blige, Timbaland, 50 Cent and Wyclef Jean were implicated in a steroid probe.

I probably just hallucinated that, right?

Apparently not. Rather confused as to why any of these entertainers would dig the long ball. But who the hell knows. One thing I do know is that it's kind of funny to picture Wyclef stepping into the batter's box, muscling up on a hanging slider and hitting a prodigious, 440-foot drive. Would really give the old MTV Rock-Jock softball game a whole new meaning.

Wait a second, do they even play that Rock-Jock game anymore? I'm starting to think that maybe they haven't played it for a very long time. What year is this, anyway? And for that matter, where am I?

It may be time for a nap.