Forecast Calls for Disappointment

Question:

What do you do when your hometown baseball team is all but eliminated from playoff contention despite a mildly-inspiring late-September run, your hometown football team is 0-3 and your four fantasy football teams (yes, I know that's too many) are a combined 5-7?

Options include:

1) Smashing TV with a large mallet;

2) Smashing computer with a large mallet;

3) Smashing face with a large mallet;

4) Hibernating until basketball season;

5) Hibernating until the year 2261.

We're still pondering the various options, but are thinking that some combination of #'s 1 and 5 might be in order.

We'll be sure to keep you posted on what we decide.