It Putz the Lotion in the Basket
Here's the not remotely interesting fact of the day: Mariners closer J.J. Putz pronounces his last name "PUTS," as opposed to "PUTZ," as it appears (and as would be much, much better).
Another fact you might be interested in: I have absolutely nothing to write about right now.
I'll try to remedy that soon. In the meantime, I wish you a pleasant day.