Employee Number 9
Am I the only one who saw the Eliot Spitzer news, read the references to "Client 9" and immediately thought of Antoine Walker's old Employee Number 8 commercial?
The tag line to that famous ad was: "I make baskets."
I'm thinking the best way for Governor Spitzer to clear his own name is to make light of it, and put together his own "Client Number 9" ad campaign, which will be done in a similar style to the Antoine Walker commercial.
And at the end, he will simply say, "I call hookers."