Will Return in 15 Min.
In the event that you were wondering (which you probably were not), The OCC is currently out of the country (read: in California) tending to some very important business. Internet connection and food are both scarce, and at this point he is merely attempting to survive. With that said, new material is on the way, but perhaps will not be delivered in as timely a fashion as you would like. We appreciate your patience, and ask you to kindly sign the guest book before you leave.
If you have any questions in the coming days, please direct them to Bruce the Intern, who is attempting to keep this ship afloat despite his general inability to effectively accomplish anything.
Thank you -- that is all.