Deep Thought of the Day

Oftentimes, when we see a person walking down the street wearing a replica jersey, we find it enjoyable to turn to our friends and jokingly say, "Hey look, it's [insert athlete's name here]!" when in reality the person in question looks absolutely nothing like the athlete whose jersey he's wearing.

But when you see someone in a truly obscure jersey -- say, for example, a Carolina Panthers Keary Colbert edition -- given the scarcity of such jerseys in the general populace, is it safe to assume that the individual in question could very well be: a) a close friend and/or confidant of the Colbert family, b) a member of the Colbert family, or c) Keary Colbert himself?