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If you happen to notice this blog preemptively quivering, that's because it's acutely aware that it’s going to get beaten with the neglect stick for much of the coming week.

Fear not -- there will be new entries this week, but they may not be on quite the same diligent schedule as normal because The OCC is currently overseas and loyal intern Bruce R. Stilton (who would normally handle these situations) is currently in rehab after OD’ing on Fun Dip over the weekend.

Please stand by (and keep checking back) – new material to come as soon as is humanly possible.