20-Second Timeout

A thousand apologies for the lack of a new post thus far, readers. It's been a hectic morning at OCC HQ as a pack of unruly badgers somehow made their way into the company swimming pool and we've had to spend the past several hours trying to fish them out.

I assure you that new material is coming later on today (Monday). In the meantime, if you're bored, go check out this site, which has nothing to do with sports, but frankly you've been focusing too much of your time on sports anyways.

More to come shortly. Thank you for your patience.